Man Grits - The man cereal for men, Man Grits are an
Aleph System native product aimed at the male sex, particularly those with a fragile sense of masculinity. The product features boisterous claims that every portion of the cereal is manly in some form or another using exaggerated words such as “DESTROYED!” and “PULVERIZED!” as well as phrases like, “BEATEN INTO SUBMISSION!” when describing the manufacturing process, and providing promises of assured manly prowess. In reality the cereal is rather cheaply made and sub-par nutritionally, yet still maintains a die-hard following.