"Kung fu"

“Kung Fu” as began thousands of years ago as 'The Martial Arts' – when it was an umbrella term describing several hundred fighting style developed over many centuries. These fighting styles are often classified according to traits identified as families, sects or schools of martial arts - inspired by philosophies, religions or legends. Examples include “Shaolinquan” (physical exercises involving five animals for mimicry of forms for the ease of education in a time where education was minimal), “qi manipulation” (referred to as internal which revolve around the resolve, faith and determination of a person – 'to bring out the best of them in vapor the same way anger and rage can do so') and external which which focus on muscular and cardiovascular performance.

The ridiculousness of many of these styles originate in the the smugness of the old masters and their desire to one-up one another with aesthetic principle – using silliness to dress up their styles to defeat one another with increasing absurdity in order to both keep things fresh and show their certainty in and the performance of their core principles: To humiliate their opponent by intentionally fighting wrong ironically.